My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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