YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize