I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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