How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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