the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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