Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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