he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
There's always time for handjobs
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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