lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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