She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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