I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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