i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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