I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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