i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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