Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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