I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
