i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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