People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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