I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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