hell yes lets make some ravioli
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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