I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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