your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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