Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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