Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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