i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My ATM looks so different sober.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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