I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He? As in you personified your dick?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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