addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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