is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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