they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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