Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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