farters have to be the big spoon...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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