I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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