Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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