Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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