So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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