Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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