Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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