Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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