Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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