I'm so fucking centered right now
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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