this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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