okay pat passed out under dana's car
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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