What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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