is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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