I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize
