Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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