im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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