At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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