I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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