I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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