just come out here and I will go home with you...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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