Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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