I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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